George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. CHAPTER ONE. Brain Droppings. By GEORGE CARLIN Hyperion. PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME ON LINE. Here’s something I can do without: People ahead of me . With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular.

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But act really interested in the specials. Huge fan of George Carlin’s georve comedy; in fact, he’s in my top three. And so about a week later, you clean out the closet, the attic, the basement, the garage, the storage locker, and all the other places you keep your stuff, and you get things down to manageable proportions.

Brain Droppings by George Carlin

Yeah, George was funny but it was his honesty and intelligence that made him special. An Orgy of George. Brain Droppings is a collection of materials that George Carlin used for his stand-up comedy. It gets real late, and you decide to stay over? If it’s so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your dick while you’re at it.

What I like about this is that we get to see the mind of a great comic at work in the initial “thinking out loud” stage — throwing every idea at us, as though he had written down on little scraps of paper and then compiled every good and not-so-good half-baked idea he’d ever birthed. In the glove box. We lost a great talent when he passed Not the screeching and beeping; that doesn’t bother me.


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Carlin with a series of questions that came up during the reading. That’s where I get the best laffs! There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Gotta keep on gettin’ more stuff. And they lock it up! National Geographicscommemorative plates, your prize collection of Navajo underwear; they’re not interested.

Finally you get to your friends’ place on Maui, and they give you a little room to sleep in, and there’s a nightstand. If you’re a die-hard Carlin fan and must consume everything he ever published, go ahead and read it. America has become a nation of obedient consumers, actively participating in their own degradation. April Learn how and when to remove this template message.

My first record was “What am I doing in New Jersey? Otherwise, I figure I’m as clean as when I walked in. You want somethin’ hot to suck on? And that’s when the phone rings. Come back the next day with a small truck.

Brain Droppings

X Guys who wear their watches cxrlin the inside of their wrists. He raised issues that most would not dare mention. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. Bruce was edgy for a cause To say I read this book is deceptive. There’s a whole industry based on keepin’ an eye on other people’s stuff. And you know that even though you’re a long way from home, you must be OK because you do have a good supply of peppermint-flavored petrified egg geeorge. They’re too good to participate in daily life?

It’s part of what economists call the Redistribution of Stuff. Tell him, “Waiter, this veal tastes like the inside front panel of Ferdinand Magellan’s shorts. Similar to my experience reading the book, I got quite a few chuckles but felt I was spending a lot of time staring at the computer screen waiting for GC to say something funny.


Luckily, he translated all of these things to words in his book both of ’em actually. X Women who think it’s cute to have first names consisting solely of initials.

Brain Droppings

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X When a big hole opens up in the ground. Learn more about Amazon Giveaway. Still reading, but I have to say what a profound effect George Carlin has had in my life. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other delicious verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is drop-dead funny. Dec 19, Michelle rated it it was amazing Shelves: Here is a guy that I had begun to believe was sort of a latter-day Lenny Bruce, a First Amendment hero, a champion of free speech.

As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore.

So when i took this book, i was looking forward to a lot of laughs that makes me think.